How I looked forward to the DISASTER!

“The show starts at 7pm” – said the schedule. When does anything start on time and when does anyone come on time in India? I don’t know about abroad.

Rock fest with JAL and Indian Idol
When the chairman of Amity itself cannot give us the luxury of appearing on time, we couldn’t have expected JAL to do so on time! The 9 participants of the second season of Indian Idol or so I was told had also to perform before the JAL thing…

When I reached at around 8pm I hadn’t missed a single thing. The ‘Idols’ started to sing, some known songs, some unknown, some in tune, some off, some in pitch and some so distant from pitch….

Till about 9.30 in the cold night, I was with my friends standing on the parking lot where it was all set up. Around me were, ordinary guys and girls, some sending messages to the heavens in the form of puffs using ‘ciggies’ and some were even high!

After woh amhe at 9.30, they sang songs that were neither famous nor rocking, people were getting confused with the rhythm to even sway!!

The w(b)itch
So tired of standing doing nothing, I went ahead a looked for a place to relax for a while. With my pals I took a seat on one of the benches arranged in a row, to block restricted entry. There came the witch. Wearing a maroon shirt on top and cruel intentions on her face, raging towards us, the senior most batch of the institute, who were material in making this happen – “get out of here, this area is restricted….” She went on and on….

We were supposed to get scared, lol “Oh God, save me from her, she will eat me alive….ehm…uhmp…” lol!! Just then the SON passed by us, she got so pissed and said “don’t you see he is the chairman…” Really, she should now give me classes about the ‘C 4 5 6 3 4’ crap that happens around here! She was so tense and we were so thrilled! Ha ha aha….

All we wanted to do was to sit for a while and she created such a scene… we of all the people were least interested in entering the ‘restricted area’. It was after all only for those who have no restrictions at all….lol! By the way, I wonder what she would call her ‘restricted area’!! About that, you know, if you know someone who visited there, you can too!! Try your luck eh!

Bunch of crappy girls in Amity…. You have to be able to recognise them and stay away from them…
Car parking
Lemme tell you about the car parking arrangement. We come out from the campus to drive back home after a …zzzzzz….with JAL, on the narrow path towards the highway, cars were parked in an uncouth manner on both sides of the road and there were huge tractors and trucks passing by in that small left over path. Neither could one come in nor go out in peace, there was frustrating pain all over! Just when you thought the police might come of technical use as in reversing and clearing traffic, he invited more raucous and parked his mobike so that no one could move!!

That was about ‘Big Picture’in Amity……….. and like a dumb*** I bought tickets for this show and wasted 200 bucks!